Birkin Bags, TikTok Colleges & 6,000 Podcasts Later — Adam Torres Is Back for the Trainwreck

Marley is back — hair done, makeup done, life not done — and joining her in today’s chaos is the man, the myth, the podcast machine himself: Adam Torres of Mission Matters.

Adam is one of Marley’s top-performing guests ever (which says a LOT when your competition is a crystal healer, an astrologer, and your own bougie daughter demanding a Birkin from Secret Santa).

This episode? Unhinged. Off the rails. Educational, but also… very questionable.
We cover Birkin bags, TikTok college admissions, why 17-year-olds think Mallorca is a human right, and how Adam records 1,500 podcasts a year without ketamine or clones (allegedly).

But underneath the laughter and Labooboo doll references, there is real, actionable value:

• How podcasting actually works now
• Why most shows die at episode 26
• Why your reels aren’t growing (hint: it’s not the algorithm… it’s the audience’s fruit fly attention span)
• Why YouTube controls your life and can delete you faster than your ex
• How LinkedIn newsletters are secretly the new power move
• Why you MUST own your audience (email > everything)
• How Adam built a podcast empire off systems, not vibes
• And the absolute delusion required to raise teenagers in 2026

Plus: Marley makes the case that “your network is your net worth” does NOT apply when your daughter chooses colleges based entirely on TikTok aesthetics and hot boys. Adam defends her. Marley does not.

And yes — at the end, Adam casually drops that their mutual friend Sharag is now Fight-Club Brad Pitt ripped, sending Marley into a full-scale existential crisis because she did not get that memo.

It’s unfiltered, hilarious, full of marketing gold, and absolutely a trainwreck — just the way we like it.

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Go talk to Adam at Mission Matters (and yes, he will out-system you).

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